Seems one of his “gatekeepers” down at that new adventure park under construction on Isla Nubar has gone and made himself be lunch for that recently bioengineered dinosaur he just cooked up. John Hammond, billionaire CEO of the InGen Corporation now has a problem. What To Watch: A Legend Skewered in ‘Robin Hood: Men… Lot’s of pretty girls’ll be ther–huh? What the–? Ahhhhh…. A few of the boys are heading to the mainland to check out that new club. So up you go, grab the handle and start pulling, already thinking about what you’re gonna do this weekend. The shotgun dude tells you to climb on up and open the gate. The “pushing team” rushes in and something inside the cage sounds like it’s got an upset belly, but oh well. He’s got his gun, but that’s nothing new. That guy with the hat is here, seems kinda serious. You always liked that one with the spiky things on it’s back, and that one with the crazy long neck is kinda cool. Probably making some new-fangled animatronics or robots or something. You remember a few fellas during lunch the other day talking about some dinosaurs or something and think sure, a dino theme park would be fun. So they hand you a wicked cool looking electric two-pronged stick thingy and put you near the door of this raptor cage and tell you that for tonight, you’ll be the “gatekeeper.” Easy peasy. Plus, you get to wear that cool “Jurassic Park” safety helmet you’ve seen them guys over on the other side of park wear. You’ve been spending too many late nights in front of the TV anyway. You have no idea what the word raptor means, so whatever, you’ll make the money. Sweet deal no matter how you look at it. Then one night they ask you to stop by the “raptor” cage and lend a hand, maybe throw some overtime your way. Sure, there’s some guy walkin’ around with a silly Bush hat and a loaded shotgun all the time, but what do you care? You’re outdoors, the guys are cool, some billionaire is paying the way. You sign up, get hired, fly over and start clearing trees, building pens and paddocks, and it’s all pretty nice-an-easy. So you’re reading the newspaper one day, scanning the want ads for a new job and you come across an interesting one that is looking for some workers to help build a theme park on a small island near Costa Rica. FlashBack Post: Originally published 01/2015

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